A Finely Taylored perspective.

bittersweet-aquarius:

*based on people I know*

Slytherin

• neat handwriting
  
• always shows up 1 second before class starts
• class president
• teachers always love or hate them
• relatively quiet unless they know the subject by heart
• would rather be really bad in a subject than average
• most likely to study economics 
• 10/10 would bring their pet to school every day if they were allowed
• dresses up for the first day of school
• “Do you think mr. Smith will let me skip the test if I say I accidentally ate weed brownies?”
  
• wear uggs and are proud of it
• brings a phone charger every day, and charges $5 for 30 minutes of use for everyone except their friends

Gryffindor

• “WHAT? we have a test tomorrow??”
  
• the prankster 
• watches youtube in class, without sound
• constantly arranging events (costume events, halloween, sports day, pyjama day)
• complains about wanting to take a gap year every day
• doesn’t give a fuck about their handwriting
• thinks homework is unnecessary but does it anyway
• can’t study without music
• loves p.e.
• the one who always buys food from the cafeteria
• really interested in learning about other cultures
• hates wearing glasses but looks really cute in them
• thinks dress codes are hopeless and should be abolished right away

Hufflepuff

• starts the day with tea
  
• gets really mad when the teacher says “tea isn’t allowed in this class”
• uses every highlighter color so that every color feels valued
• the one who remembers every single birthday and brings the birthday kid cake
• “Why can’t we make croissants in French class?”
• every day is a great hair day for hufflepuffs
• wants to get into med school and works so hard to accomplish it
• always the ones standing up to bullying
• writes poems all the time
• brings blankets for the people who always fall asleep at school
• always asking if anyone needs help
• helpful af

Ravenclaw

• only notices that one grade they were disappointed with 
  
• the library is their happy place
• always shows up early or always shows up late
• “flashcards are too basic, mind maps are better”
• procrastinating, and then pulling all-nighters
• obsessed with grammar
• would rather discuss conspiracy theories than pay attention
• most likely to love black coffee
• always wants to beat the slytherins
• “Why are teachers so damn stupid????”
  
• caffeine addicts since the age of 12
• books > people
• wears Christmas sweaters from october to january
• jazz, blues and classical music lovers

(via buckybucananbarnes)