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DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

#because Hades really wasn’t that bad

No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what. 

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’

reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

@mayhemdoll lol

Broseidon, King of the Brocean

This just keeps getting better.

I’m imagining all the Greek goddess asking me who I think is the most beautiful and I say the Norse goddess, Hel, is.

Aphrodite yells “She doesn’t even go here!”

This keeps getting better every time I find a different deviation

All battles shall be riff-offs!

@bluemosmurf-blog

TBH I am partial to Artemis, but Demeter is also up there. Appeasing Hades could either get you in good with him or cause him to focus on you and give you a 1000 piece puzzle that you have to complete everyday, and he would hold back a different piece each day.    

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