Okay but like Bruce/Hulk practically being an Asgardian citizen?? People of Asgard were like “he killed this giant fuck off dog and saved our lives??,, he cool as FUCK” and Thor kinda just asssumed from the get go so no trouble there and everyone comes to earth and it’s like “Bruce needs to sign the accords, Hulk is dangerous, banner needs to answer questions” and everyone riots like “THATS OUR CITEZIN” and Thor is king so he’s like “wyd sis you want a war with us?” And the government can’t touch him bc Bruce married his way into being untouchable :)
(via danvers--carol)
Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last, last second.
(via ithappensoffstage)
Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…
Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk
Taika made Bruce cool
When you first start dealing with depression vs Dealing with it now
(via razzledazzy)